After Hannibal’s incarceration, Will adopts another stray.
(Forever in denial that Chilton is dead).
if you read this you are cute no take backs
me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
when people call hannibal misunderstood i just imagine hannibal as socially confused, 90s sitcom character who gets into hijinks
like he trips on a skateboard and accidentally harvests a dude’s liver
and jack walks in with his hands on hips and he goes “hannibal" in that annoyed, sitcom-way
and hannibal is just on the floor feasting on this dude’s organs and he shrugs and sheepishly grins and says “did i do that?” and a laugh track plays
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.