i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?
romantic date ideas: go to your local sex shop and buy handcuffs so you and your partner can go around and arrest people who watch anime
coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
i really love a man in a (plug)suit
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me
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